Long time lurker, first time poster! (I've always wanted to say that on lj, ha). I do a bit of shooting as my school yearbook's editor and the newspaper's photojournalist/layout editor, but no one ever critiqued the photos I've submitted! Under the cut's a sampling of misc. snapshots I've taken in the past two years -- I've never really had any photo training, but I really hope to get some sometime (film too).Until then, your thoughts would be fantastic.

Numb3rs actress Diane Farr welcomed twin girls in Los Angeles on Wednesday, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

First born Sawyer Lucia weighed in at 4 lbs., 12 oz., and Coco Trinity, who was born one minute later, weighed 5 lbs., 14 oz., according to Farr's rep. The girls, who are both 19-inches long, were born at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

"I'm so thankful that my midwife and doctor paid such wonderful attention to me and the little ladies," said Farr, 38. "And I’m really glad that I got to 36 weeks with multiples."

The actress, who appears on Rescue Me, and her husband Seung Chung, the owner of the marketing company The Cashmere Agency, also have a 17-month old son Beckett.

As for the babies' names: Sawyer is a family name for Farr, and Coco is an island in the Maldives where Farr and her husband honeymooned.

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lj won't let me upload a picture, but i'm going to try edit it and add one

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/28/icymi-teen-wolf-green-screen-sketch-group-comedy-gold/

Oh man I've been LOL'ing all day at this video from Summer Of Tears, in which these wacky kids insert themselves into scenes from the 80's preeminent "teenager coming of age as a werewolf" movie, Teen Wolf. So many classic lines (many of which are NSFW), I don't even know where to begin. I just hope they make more of these.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/28/the-30-porniest-american-apparel-ads/

30.

"It" = A penis? The clothing? A clothed penis? A penis?

29.

Truly an outfit for any occasion, from 'casual' to 'getting nailed in mid-figure skating routine.'

28.

All hot chicks pose topless in front of a door for forty-five minutes every morning.

27.

Not too interested in the "Post-Party" picture.

26.

Blah blee bla ba doo flotation devices, am I right guys??

25.

Sepia-toned to give it that classic, olde tyme feel of a barely-covered ass.

24.

Gene Shalit's doing pretty well for himself.

23.

There's "skin-tight," and then there's "an ass".

22.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it. Summer. Nice one.

21.

Bottomless Italian here, if anyone wants a free Olive Garden joke?

20.

'Sup.

19.

Really though, this one's no more than like 10, 15% actual, literal pictures of sex.

18.

FYI, 'Memo' isn't his name... Laaaaaaaaaadies?

17.

"Tap" as in, "tap that ass," or, like, Gregory Hines? I assume the latter?

16.

They've got that crucial "European football streaker who's actually hot" market cornered.

15.

Add Mickey Mouse and Pluto and you've got one kick-ass flipbook.

14.

The dude with no bottoms is embarrassing himself significantly less than the guy in the pink tank top.

13.

Is she wearing leggings or does she just have a blurry crack?

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I have an idea for our new "Three-pack" ad campaign. Ready? Bear with me now -- Three c*cks. [STANDING OVATION]

11.

This is what hiking is.

10.

What happens in Vegas, boobs in boobs boobs.

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Wait, this is actually a Dr. Pepper ad. My mistake.

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Y mucha inspiración por los molestores.

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WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK

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Thaaaaaat's not where a wallet is!!!!!!!

5.

This chick's clearly ready for some hardcore Love Actually watchin'.

4.

...to get butt-f***ed?

3.

Hey, instead of not showing her nipples, what if -- and stop me if I'm getting too crazy here -- we don't not show her nipples?

2.

It almost looks like she's getting ready to give... something... to... someone else's... genitals... with her mouth... in repeated motions, ending in orgasm... as is a common form of non-penetrative... intercourse...

1.

AMERICAN APPAREL EQUALS VAGINA. 'Nuff said. Nahhh, I can say vagina one more time. There.

Someone has taken Kate Moss' role as fashion's golden girl rather literally.

British sculptor Marc Quinn is ready to unveil his latest creation to the world, a nearly $2.8 million, 110-pound solid gold statue of the supermodel, hyped as the largest such creation built since ancient Egypt.

Quinn, the artist behind 2006's Sphinx, a painted bronze statue of Moss in a somewhat provocative yoga pose, has dubbed his new golden girl Siren.

And the British Museum has already heeded its call.

While the venerable London museum has so far only released a close-up photo of the statue's face, the work purportedly shows Moss, once again, in the same contorted yoga pose as before.

"I thought the next thing to do would be to make a sculpture of the person who's the ideal beauty of the moment," Quinn said of his fabulously excessive creation. "But even Kate Moss doesn't live up to the image."

The British public will be able to determine for itself whether the statue succeeds where Moss apparently failed, with the objet d'art going on display in the the same British Museum gallery that houses the institution's ancient Greek sculpture collection.

The statue will be on display from Oct. 4 through Jan. 25.

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If anyone cares, the first Kate Moss sculpture can be seen here.

something about cancer. not sure how this helps but whatever.

Metallica inspired to give up cocaine by Oasis

Lars Ulrich quits drug with Noel Gallagher's help



Metallica's Lars Ulrich used Noel Gallagher as an inspiration to give up cocaine.

The drummer set he decided to quit the drug a few years ago, and took the Oasis guitarist as an inspiration.

"A couple of years ago I was like, 'You know? Enough of this. I don't need it'. It was literally something that happened one morning, like 'Y'know? Fuck that'," he told The Quietus.com.

He added: "I was very impressed with Noel Gallagher. As you know, I'm an Oasis fanatic, and Noel was like [adopts Mancunian accent] 'You know what? No more cocaine!' (Gallagher quit in 1998) and I thought, 'If he can do it, everybody else can do it'.

"I had my fun with it, it was always more of a social thing. We were never like rolling around and spending days in bathroom stalls, and peeking out the keyholes of doors for days."

source: http://www.nme.com/news/metallica/39346

The Hollywood Reporter says Disney/Pixar's WALL•E will be released on DVD and Blu-ray Disc on November 18.



The animated hit, written and directed by Andrew Stanton, will be available in both single-disc and triple-disc versions. The latter comes with special features about the film's robot heroes, including Web vignettes and an interactive storybook, and a detailed documentary on Pixar.

The releases also include a digital copy of the film, playable on mobile devices.

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Coming! This fall and all through the holiday season: my dance/performance art/ironic burlesque/worship/ribbon dance piece to Faith Hill's new song "A Baby Changes Everything." It combines all the great elements needed for the most incredible performance the stage has ever seen: slow build to an epic climax, a narrative about a teenager who suddenly finds herself pregnant, and the fact that a baby changes everything. And by everything, I mean EVERYTHING. A huge choir joins in at the peak of the song, when you suddenly realize this song isn't just about teenage pregnancy, it's about the biggest celebrity baby of all time: Jesus.

Listen to the song here,
or you're going to hell.

It made you cry, didn't it? Goosebumps at a minimum. Anyway, once I've developed, cast, directed, rehearsed, and booked the show, I'll definitely let you know when and where you can see it.*

*Every church in America on Christmas Eve.

Thomas Jane will play the title role in GIVE 'EM HELL, MALONE, directed by Russell Mulcahy (THE SCORPION KING 2, RESIDENT EVIL 3). The film will start production next month in Washington. Ving Rhames and Michelle Rodriguez will co-star, along side Jane.



The basic plot of the film is that A tough private eye named Malone (Jane) is hired to protect and deliver a valuable secret to a ruthless gangster named Whitmore. But what's valuable to Whitmore is valuable to an army of thugs, assassins, and hitmen, all of whom will do anything to get the secret from Malone.

There have been rumors that GIVE 'EM HELL, MALONE will be a direct to dvd release. Hopefully, this is not the case. I need more Thomas Jane on the big screen.

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What's your favorite Tom Jane movie? I absolutely love the horribleness of DREAMCATCHER :-D

When you’re as hot as Lauren Conrad, a routine trip to the club becomes a media circus. And last night she had plenty of paparazzi to wade through on her way out of the Crown Bar. Accompanied by Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, the “Hills” actress/designer was spotted being led out of the Hollywood hot spot by another friend to a chauffeured car, looking cute in a long torso scoopneck t-shirt with a pair of figure-flattering jeans and various necklaces.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/lauren-conrad-crown-bar-night-206324/

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LMAO at Lo holding LC's hand, dang girl, she is not going anywhere.

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The stage version of the 1988 Oscar-winning film "Rain Man," which boasts the West End debut of Hollywood actor Josh Hartnett, begins performances at the Apollo Theatre Aug. 28 with an official opening scheduled for Sept. 9.

Rain Man, which is currently booking through Dec. 20, has been re-imagined by writer Dan Gordon, and is reset in the present day. Terry Johnson, who replaced David Grindley during rehearsals, directs.


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T.I. Makes History, New Single Breaks Maroon 5 Record






Platinum selling rapper T.I. has made Billboard history, with his latest single “Whatever You Like,” by jumping 70 spots to reach the No. 1 chart in just three weeks.

According to Billboard, the hit song off T.I.'s upcoming album Paper Trail has jumped from its debut at No. 71 on the Hot 100 chart to the top position in record time. Tip’s accomplishment surpasses rock band Maroon 5’s song “Makes Me Wonder,” which went from No. 64 to No. 1 in May 2007.

The achievement also marks the Grand Hustle artist’s first ever No. 1 single and his opening-week digital total (205,000 downloads) is reportedly the best from a hip-hop song since Nielsen SoundScan began gathering download data in ’03.

In related news, magazines recently sat down with the self-proclaimed “King of the South” to find out more details about Paper Trail. Promising he was “not going to talk too much opinion wise of how the album is,” Tip weighed in on his approach to his sixth album.

“I started thinking. ‘What is the difference in T.I. the artist now from T.I. the artist in I’m Serious besides 10-15 million dollars here or there?’ I said well the only thing I can see creatively that has changed is that I used to write lyrics down and now I’m coming off the top of the head.”

Paper Trail will be released on Grand Hustle/Atlantic Records on September 30th.

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I'm so proud of my bb

Mods I hit post instead of preview on the other submission. sorry.

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This shirt isn't figurative. If we don't elect Obama, Chris Brown will come and kill every single one of us individually. With his grooves, most likely.



(Just Jared)

JERUSALEM — In 1965, when Israel had no television, and public entertainment consisted largely of kibbutz songfests celebrating the wheat harvest, the Beatles, already international celebrities, were booked for a concert here. To young Israeli fans, it seemed an impossible dream. ( Read more )

Most of these were in the tabloids weeks ago, but they were officially confirmed by the BBC this morning, along with who their professional partners will be. So, who's taking to the dancefloor?


Singer Rachel Stevens and her dance partner Vincent Simone

( MOAR MOAR MOAR, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? )

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Before anyone asks, no, this is not Dancing with the Stars - it's the British version, which came first, look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strictly_Come_Dancing

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i love this campaign but it feels like they're trying a little too hard with these, and say what you will but justin looks hot